kittyissooookawaii46

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Me: Oh yeah i'm normal- I sleep a good amount of times-
          	
          	Also me: WHAT THE FUCK!- WHY THE FUCK IS SAMMY HERE!? *Throws bible and holy water at the BATIM book*
          	
          	@annoyingmemester @HelenaOsk @EliseSutche @HeereandThere

kittyissooookawaii46

Jeremy: Oh my god, ok you guys, there’s Dillinger. Watch, just watch this
          
          Jake *walks past the Slytherin table*
          
          Jeremy: See?! Still pretending he’s not interested in me
          
          Michael & Christine: …
          
          Jeremy: Oh, he’s coming over. Just pretend like we don’t know him. We’ve forgotten who he is
          
          Jake: Hey guys
          
          Michael & Christine: Hey Dillinger
          
          Jeremy: …
          
          Michael: Jake? You know Jeremy? He’s nice. He’s not bad to look at, right?
          
          Jeremy: …Thanks, Michael
          
          Jake: Well, of course
          
          Michael: Do you want to go out on a date with him?
          
          Jeremy: MiChAeL!
          
          Jake: Absolutely! Is Saturday okay?
          
          Michael: Saturday’s perfect. He can’t wait
          
          Jake *to Michael*: On the date, I will be able to talk to him directly?
          
          Michael: *nods*
          
          Jake *to Jeremy*: See you Friday *leaves the table*
          
          Jeremy *to Michael*: Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Don’t answer me
          
          Michael: …
          
          Jeremy: …
          
          Jeremy *giggles*: I have a date with Dillinger
          
          @annoyingmemester

kittyissooookawaii46

ᴿⁱᶜʰ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴹⁱᶜʰᵃᵉˡ ʷᵉ'ʳᵉ ˡᵃʸⁱⁿᵍ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍʳᵒᵘⁿᵈ ⁱⁿ ᵖᵉᵃʳ ᶜᵒˢᵗᵘᵐᵉˢ. "ᵂᵉ'ʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ᵈⁱᵉ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗʰⁱᵗʰ, ᴹⁱᶜʰᵃᵉˡ" ᴿⁱᶜʰ ˢᵃⁱᵈ. "ᵂᵉ'ʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ?⁻" ᴹⁱᶜʰᵃᵉˡ ᵃˢᵏᵉᵈ. "ᴺᵒᵖᵉ⁻ ᵂᵉ'ʳᵉ ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ˡⁱᵛᵉ! ᵂᵉ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗᵒ ˡⁱᵛᵉ!" ᴶᵃᵏᵉ ˢᵃⁱᵈ. "ᵂʰʸ?.." ᴹⁱᶜʰᵃᵉˡ ᵃˢᵏᵉᵈ. "ᵀʰᵒ ʷᵉ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵒᶠ ʰᵉʳᵉ! ᴬⁿᵈ ⁱ ᶜᵃⁿ ʰᵘʳᵗ ʸᴼᵘ! ᵂⁱᵀʰ ᴹʸ ᴼʷᴺ ᵇᴬʳᴱ ʰᴬⁿᴰᵗᴴ" ᴿⁱᶜʰ ˢᵃⁱᵈ. ᴹⁱᶜʰᵉᵃˡ ˢqᵘᵉᵃᵏᵉᵈ. "ᴹᵃʸᵇᵉ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᵃ ᵇᵃᵗʰᵉᵇᵃˡˡ ᵇᵃᵗ! ʸᵉᵃʰ ᴬ ᵇᵃᵀ! ᴵ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ.." ᴿⁱᶜʰ ˢᵃⁱᵈ.
          
          @annoyingmemester @HelenaOsk @EliseSutche @HeereandThere

kittyissooookawaii46

"ˢᵒ? ᴰᵒ ⁱ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵃ ʳᵉᵃˡ ᵖⁱᶻᶻᵃ ᵈᵉˡⁱᵛᵉʳʸ ᵍⁱʳˡ?" ᶜʰˡᵒᵉ ᵃˢᵏᵉᵈ ᵖᵒˢⁱⁿᵍ. "ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵏⁿᵒʷ⁻ ᵀʰᵉʸ ʷᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵈᵉˡⁱᵛᵉʳ ᵖⁱᶻᶻᵃ ᵗᵒ ᵐʸ ʰᵒᵘˢᵉ ᵃⁿʸᵐᵒʳᵉ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵒᶠ ᴾᵃᵘˡ⁻" ᴶᵃᵏᵉ ˢᵃⁱᵈ. "ᵂʰʸ? ᵂʰᵃᵗ'ᵈ ʰᵉ ᵈᵒ?" ᶜʰˡᵒᵉ ᵃˢᵏᵉᵈ. "ᵂᵉˡˡ⁻ ᴼⁿᵉ ᵗⁱᵐᵉ ʰᵉ ʰᵃᵈ ᵃ ᵇᵘᶜᵏᵉᵗ ᶠᵘˡˡ ᵒᶠ ʳᵃʷ ᶜʰⁱᶜᵏᵉⁿ ᵖᵃʳᵗˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖⁱᶻᶻᵃ ᵍᵘʸ ᶜᵃᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵒᵒʳ⁻" ᴶᵃᵏᵉ ˢᵃⁱᵈ ᵃˢ ᶜʰˡᵒᵉ ʳᵃⁿ ᵒᶠᶠ ᵗᵒ ʷᵒʳᵏ.
          
          "ᴬ ᵖʳᵒᶠᵉˢˢⁱᵒⁿᵃˡ ᵖʰᵒᵗᵒᵍʳᵃᵖʰᵉʳ!" ᴹⁱᶜʰᵃᵉˡ ˢᵃⁱᵈ. "ᴹʸ ᵘⁿᶜˡᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ˢʰᵒᵗ ᵇʸ ᵃ ᶜˡᵒʷⁿ" ᴶᵃᵏᵉ ˢᵃⁱᵈ. "ᵂʰʸ?" ᴶᵉⁿⁿᵃ ᵃˢᵏᵉᵈ. "ᴮᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᴾᵃᵘˡ ᵏᵉᵖᵗ ᵖᵒᵏⁱⁿᵍ ʰⁱᵐ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵃʸⁱⁿᵍ 'ᵂʰᴬᵗ ʸᵒᵁ ᵍᴼⁿᴺᵃ ᴰᵒ ᴬᵇᴼᵘᵀ ⁱᵀ, ᶜᴸᵒᵂⁿ ᴴᵘᴴ!?'" ᴶᵃᵏᵉ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗᵉᵈ ᵃˢ ʰᵉ ˢᵃᵗ ᵘᵖ ⁿᵒʳᵐᵃˡˡʸ. "ᴵᵗ ʰᵃᵖᵖᵉⁿᵉᵈ ᵒⁿ ᵃ ᵇᵘˢ! ᴰⁱᵈ ⁱ ᵐᵉⁿᵗⁱᵒⁿ ⁱᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵐʸ ᵘⁿᶜˡᵉ ᴶᵉˢˢⁱᵉ?" ᴶᵃᵏᵉ ᵃˢᵏᵉᵈ.
          
          @annoyingmemester @HelenaOsk @EliseSutche @HeereandThere

kittyissooookawaii46

ᴶᵉʳᵉᵐʸ ʷᵃˢ ʳᵃᵐᵇˡⁱⁿᵍ ᵒⁿ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ʰᵒʷ ᶜʰʳⁱˢᵗⁱⁿᵉ ᵐᵉᵃⁿᵗ ⁱᵗ ʷʰᵉⁿ ˢʰᵉ ᵏⁱˢˢᵉᵈ ʰⁱᵐ. ᴶᵃᵏᵉ ᵏⁱˢˢᵉˢ ᴶᵉʳᵉᵐʸ "ˢᵉᵉ?" ᴶᵃᵏᵉ ˢᵃⁱᵈ. "ᴹᵉᵉᵗ ᵐʸ ᵈᵃᵈ" ᴶᵉʳᵉᵐʸ ˢᵃⁱᵈ ˡᵒᵒᵏⁱⁿᵍ ᵃᵗ ᴶᵃᵏᵉ.