🖤🔪𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓽 𝓟𝓮𝓪🖤🔪

Me: Oh yeah i'm normal- I sleep a good amount of times-
          
          Also me: WHAT THE FUCK!- WHY THE FUCK IS SAMMY HERE!? *Throws bible and holy water at the BATIM book*
          
          @annoyingmemester @HelenaOsk @EliseSutche @HeereandThere

Jeremy: Oh my god, ok you guys, there’s Dillinger. Watch, just watch this
          
          Jake *walks past the Slytherin table*
          
          Jeremy: See?! Still pretending he’s not interested in me
          
          Michael & Christine: …
          
          Jeremy: Oh, he’s coming over. Just pretend like we don’t know him. We’ve forgotten who he is
          
          Jake: Hey guys
          
          Michael & Christine: Hey Dillinger
          
          Jeremy: …
          
          Michael: Jake? You know Jeremy? He’s nice. He’s not bad to look at, right?
          
          Jeremy: …Thanks, Michael
          
          Jake: Well, of course
          
          Michael: Do you want to go out on a date with him?
          
          Jeremy: MiChAeL!
          
          Jake: Absolutely! Is Saturday okay?
          
          Michael: Saturday’s perfect. He can’t wait
          
          Jake *to Michael*: On the date, I will be able to talk to him directly?
          
          Michael: *nods*
          
          Jake *to Jeremy*: See you Friday *leaves the table*
          
          Jeremy *to Michael*: Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Don’t answer me
          
          Michael: …
          
          Jeremy: …
          
          Jeremy *giggles*: I have a date with Dillinger
          
          @annoyingmemester

ᴿⁱᶜʰ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴹⁱᶜʰᵃᵉˡ ʷᵉ'ʳᵉ ˡᵃʸⁱⁿᵍ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍʳᵒᵘⁿᵈ ⁱⁿ ᵖᵉᵃʳ ᶜᵒˢᵗᵘᵐᵉˢ. "ᵂᵉ'ʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ᵈⁱᵉ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗʰⁱᵗʰ, ᴹⁱᶜʰᵃᵉˡ" ᴿⁱᶜʰ ˢᵃⁱᵈ. "ᵂᵉ'ʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ?⁻" ᴹⁱᶜʰᵃᵉˡ ᵃˢᵏᵉᵈ. "ᴺᵒᵖᵉ⁻ ᵂᵉ'ʳᵉ ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ˡⁱᵛᵉ! ᵂᵉ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗᵒ ˡⁱᵛᵉ!" ᴶᵃᵏᵉ ˢᵃⁱᵈ. "ᵂʰʸ?.." ᴹⁱᶜʰᵃᵉˡ ᵃˢᵏᵉᵈ. "ᵀʰᵒ ʷᵉ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵒᶠ ʰᵉʳᵉ! ᴬⁿᵈ ⁱ ᶜᵃⁿ ʰᵘʳᵗ ʸᴼᵘ! ᵂⁱᵀʰ ᴹʸ ᴼʷᴺ ᵇᴬʳᴱ ʰᴬⁿᴰᵗᴴ" ᴿⁱᶜʰ ˢᵃⁱᵈ. ᴹⁱᶜʰᵉᵃˡ ˢqᵘᵉᵃᵏᵉᵈ. "ᴹᵃʸᵇᵉ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᵃ ᵇᵃᵗʰᵉᵇᵃˡˡ ᵇᵃᵗ! ʸᵉᵃʰ ᴬ ᵇᵃᵀ! ᴵ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ.." ᴿⁱᶜʰ ˢᵃⁱᵈ.
          
          @annoyingmemester @HelenaOsk @EliseSutche @HeereandThere

"ˢᵒ? ᴰᵒ ⁱ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵃ ʳᵉᵃˡ ᵖⁱᶻᶻᵃ ᵈᵉˡⁱᵛᵉʳʸ ᵍⁱʳˡ?" ᶜʰˡᵒᵉ ᵃˢᵏᵉᵈ ᵖᵒˢⁱⁿᵍ. "ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵏⁿᵒʷ⁻ ᵀʰᵉʸ ʷᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵈᵉˡⁱᵛᵉʳ ᵖⁱᶻᶻᵃ ᵗᵒ ᵐʸ ʰᵒᵘˢᵉ ᵃⁿʸᵐᵒʳᵉ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵒᶠ ᴾᵃᵘˡ⁻" ᴶᵃᵏᵉ ˢᵃⁱᵈ. "ᵂʰʸ? ᵂʰᵃᵗ'ᵈ ʰᵉ ᵈᵒ?" ᶜʰˡᵒᵉ ᵃˢᵏᵉᵈ. "ᵂᵉˡˡ⁻ ᴼⁿᵉ ᵗⁱᵐᵉ ʰᵉ ʰᵃᵈ ᵃ ᵇᵘᶜᵏᵉᵗ ᶠᵘˡˡ ᵒᶠ ʳᵃʷ ᶜʰⁱᶜᵏᵉⁿ ᵖᵃʳᵗˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖⁱᶻᶻᵃ ᵍᵘʸ ᶜᵃᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵒᵒʳ⁻" ᴶᵃᵏᵉ ˢᵃⁱᵈ ᵃˢ ᶜʰˡᵒᵉ ʳᵃⁿ ᵒᶠᶠ ᵗᵒ ʷᵒʳᵏ.
          
          "ᴬ ᵖʳᵒᶠᵉˢˢⁱᵒⁿᵃˡ ᵖʰᵒᵗᵒᵍʳᵃᵖʰᵉʳ!" ᴹⁱᶜʰᵃᵉˡ ˢᵃⁱᵈ. "ᴹʸ ᵘⁿᶜˡᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ˢʰᵒᵗ ᵇʸ ᵃ ᶜˡᵒʷⁿ" ᴶᵃᵏᵉ ˢᵃⁱᵈ. "ᵂʰʸ?" ᴶᵉⁿⁿᵃ ᵃˢᵏᵉᵈ. "ᴮᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᴾᵃᵘˡ ᵏᵉᵖᵗ ᵖᵒᵏⁱⁿᵍ ʰⁱᵐ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵃʸⁱⁿᵍ 'ᵂʰᴬᵗ ʸᵒᵁ ᵍᴼⁿᴺᵃ ᴰᵒ ᴬᵇᴼᵘᵀ ⁱᵀ, ᶜᴸᵒᵂⁿ ᴴᵘᴴ!?'" ᴶᵃᵏᵉ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗᵉᵈ ᵃˢ ʰᵉ ˢᵃᵗ ᵘᵖ ⁿᵒʳᵐᵃˡˡʸ. "ᴵᵗ ʰᵃᵖᵖᵉⁿᵉᵈ ᵒⁿ ᵃ ᵇᵘˢ! ᴰⁱᵈ ⁱ ᵐᵉⁿᵗⁱᵒⁿ ⁱᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵐʸ ᵘⁿᶜˡᵉ ᴶᵉˢˢⁱᵉ?" ᴶᵃᵏᵉ ᵃˢᵏᵉᵈ.
          
          @annoyingmemester @HelenaOsk @EliseSutche @HeereandThere

ᴶᵉʳᵉᵐʸ ʷᵃˢ ʳᵃᵐᵇˡⁱⁿᵍ ᵒⁿ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ʰᵒʷ ᶜʰʳⁱˢᵗⁱⁿᵉ ᵐᵉᵃⁿᵗ ⁱᵗ ʷʰᵉⁿ ˢʰᵉ ᵏⁱˢˢᵉᵈ ʰⁱᵐ. ᴶᵃᵏᵉ ᵏⁱˢˢᵉˢ ᴶᵉʳᵉᵐʸ "ˢᵉᵉ?" ᴶᵃᵏᵉ ˢᵃⁱᵈ. "ᴹᵉᵉᵗ ᵐʸ ᵈᵃᵈ" ᴶᵉʳᵉᵐʸ ˢᵃⁱᵈ ˡᵒᵒᵏⁱⁿᵍ ᵃᵗ ᴶᵃᵏᵉ.

"ᵂᵒʷ⁻ ᵂʰᵉʳᵉ ᵈⁱᵈ ʰᵉ ᵍᵉᵗ ¹² ᵍᵃˡˡᵒⁿˢ ᵒᶠ ᶠᵃᵏᵉ ᵇˡᵒᵒᵈ?"
          
          "ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵃⁿᵗᵉᵈ ᶠᵃᵏᵉ ᵇˡᵒᵒᵈ?⁻ ⁱ'ᵐ ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ᶜᵃˡˡ ᵐʸ ᵇʳᵒᵗʰᵉʳ⁻"

"ᴬˢᵏ ᴹʳ, ᴴᵃʸʷᵒʳᵈ"
          
          "ᴺᵒᴾᵉ! ᴵ'ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵗᵉᵃᶜʰⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵘᵐᵐᵉʳ ˢᶜʰᵒᵒˡ"
          
          "ᵀʰᵉⁿ ʷʰʸ ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵉʳᵉ?"
          
          "ᴹʸ ʷⁱᶠᵉ'ˢ ᵃᵗ ʰᵒᵐᵉ⁻"
          @annoyingmemester @HelenaOsk @EliseSutche @HeereandThere

Fangs: *realizes he’s in love with Sweet Pea*
          
          Fangs: I’m supremely fucked
          
          Fangs: I’d also like to be supremely fucked
          
          @annoyingmemester @HelenaOsk @EliseSutche @HeereandThere

Fangs: Please tell me this is safe
          
          Sweet Pea: This is safe
          
          Fangs: Please tell me this is safe, without lying
          
          Sweet Pea: …You’re really demanding, you know that

So i'm watching the office and my favorite character Creed Bratton who is played by Creed Bratton and it is the most Creed Bratton thing Creed Bratton can do