no beta we die like men

Oh, also- if you see this, go write three sentences to your current WIP. Go on. Three sentences. You can do it.

I do write stuff other than creepypasta. Honest.

(Speaking of that- probably should've mentioned this before, but I'm over on AO3 as well! Same username, different content XD)

Also anyone who can tell me where this quote is from gets bragging rights:

"And one and two and three and four and your hand should be light like a birdie on a branch.

And one and two and three and four and Wat doesn't lead he follows like a girl.

And one and two and twirly twirly twirly.

One and two and you're still getting it wrong.

Three and four, you can hit me all day 'cause you punch like a what?

A girl!"

Never get angry at someone who doesn't know something; ignorance is not a sin. Instead, accept that whatever they did was a simple mistake born out of a lack of knowledge, and educate them, teach them, and do something productive with your time instead of just yelling at them.

listen. don't let anyone ever make you think you're not a capable writer, alright? because you are. you've got good ideas, and you've got the drive to do them. if someone makes you feel like you can't do it, i'm here to tell you that they're wrong. you can do it. they don't know shit, alright?

"Craziness isn't defined by one's physical appearance, but rather how shattered their eyes are."
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