Meme Orgy

what?!

my favorite sex position is crying alone in my bathroom 

I feel sorry for the poor woman who pushed Charlie Brown's head out of her vagina 

I saw someone get murdered on the street. it cured my erectile dysfunction 

I remember back in 2nd grade, some kid threw sand at me. I hung his dog from a tree. 

I don't need pickup lines, they don't work on corpses