knife_boi

This account has been hacked, so farewell ^^!

knife_boi

Lmao do y’all ever just cry for 2 hours straight because you’re retarded and can’t math to save your life?

KodaKreates

honestly yes
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knife_boi

Yo okay so this morning I put my toaster strudels in the toaster, but then the toaster got jammed and kept them in there for 7 minutes.
          
          
          Lmao y e a h the entire apartment smells like boiled milk
          
          
          Which might I add
          
          
          
          S M E L L S   L I K E   A $ $

knife_boi

Yo I've been watching dace moms and I no longer know what to do cos its been so long since I've watched a show like this, last time it was like..idk it was either big brother or bad girls and I'm concerned cos I forgot how nuch fighting there is

knife_boi

Me: * is online *
          
          Mystic Messenger: * everying is chill, no chatrooms *
          
          Me: * starts up laptop and begins drawing something due in literally 6 hours *
          
          Mystic Messenger: * has literally over 30 chatrooms, yoosung joins Mint Eye, Jumin yeets Sarah off a bridge, 707 falls down the stairs, Jaehee throws Elizabeth the 3rd off of
           C & R international, and Zen accidentally dyes his hair bright pink *

knife_boi

Y a l l.
          
          Okay. So. I'm supposed to be Sebastian, and a friend of mine is supposed to be Alois. Right?
          
          R i g h t.
          
          yEAH SO, APPARENTLY, HE'S LIKE, 5,5 OR 6, AND MY SHORT BUTT IS 4,9. UNLESS I GET SOME STRAIGHT UP, LIKE 2 FEET TALL HEELS, SIS THIS AIN'T GON' WORK-
          
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