knifeydipshit

/ cb for a one liner ! 

WEALTHYFUCK

∾   I’d be so honored. 
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crimefirms

do you work with the police or no?

knifeydipshit

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@crimefirms                        ; 
            ha ! fuck no . 
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crimefirms

@knifeydipshit ; 
            so you’re bored with the job you have now?
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knifeydipshit

@crimefirms                        ;
            listen , i'll swear when i motherfucking want to . and it's my /father/ who was a detective . if i was , i'd be one hundred and fifty percent more bored . 
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eIysianss

the mafia is for adults  ,  sweetheart  .  not children like you  .  

eIysianss

no  ,  it won’t actually  .  wish it would though because i’ve been wanting to die for over  —  god knows how many millennia’s  . 
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knifeydipshit

@mucrte                     ;
            * she seemed surprised at the move , but seemingly made no move to falter or move the knife from her throat * it'll shut you the hell up , won't it ? 
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eIysianss

*  a dark brow raises at the other placing a knife to her throat  .  a small  ,  almost sinister laugh fell from the goddesses lips as she placed her hand on the other’s wrist  ,  pressing the knife deeper onto her own throat before slicing it  .  her smirk grew as no blood spewed out from she slit her throat before it healed  *  aw  ,  sweetheart  ,  what the hell is that going to do for you  ? 
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