Fangirl here.

Thats when you run screaming. That was your cue.

You still here? Well your an idiot arn't you. A brave idiot, thats for sure. 

Well if your sure you want to read my books, if your sure... Though I can't promise they'll be good. In fact I'm 99.999% sure they're not. 

But remember;
Once you go in, there is no going back.