Ray

*casually throws up twice the night before a midterm*
          
          This is fine!

Did you know:
          
          Dolphins use dead eels to ✨pleasure✨ themselves.
          
          You’re welcome :]

Hello bitches :]

Koalas eat dirt. It be tasty I guess.
          Crunch crunch munch munch—

A swarm of fruit flies is one giant fruit fly orgy.
          They gotta make the most of that short life of theirs.

I only gain followers by commenting stupid shit, similar to how I make friends in any situation.

Going to bed a whole 30 minutes early because I’m tired. Goodnight strangers of the interwebs!

I had a dream last night where at one point I jumped off this hill (because dream physics make it safe) and landed in this shallow dip of water. When I pulled my head above the water, I noticed it was stained red with blood. There were two big male lion corpses beside me, all bloodied and torn. So then I just had to walk around my dream drenched in watered down lion blood.

Me: *starts writing a book*
          Also me: *continuously forgets and remembers its existence*