Obnoxious

I hate everything I hate it all I am filled with despair I mean why is Chris Pratt's dick not in my mouth

I'm done

(Shrek X Nutella) otp 

I have the body of dropped lasagna 

The former president of Mexico agrees with my stance on taco bowls

I like Spider-man

I'm asking the big questions like why and why

Do dogs think in barks

I wonder what it would be like to masturbate with robot hands I'm asking for a friend

I have more layers than an ogre and somebody just needs to realize that