korii-sama

SHOWER THOUGHT:
          	-If a sweater makes you sweat, are you the sweater?
          	-At age 30, you've spent a month having birthdays.
          	-"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of  "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"
          	-If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.
          	-Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.
          	-As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook.

korii-sama

SHOWER THOUGHT:
          -If a sweater makes you sweat, are you the sweater?
          -At age 30, you've spent a month having birthdays.
          -"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of  "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"
          -If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.
          -Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.
          -As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook.