kozumuro

hi :x

@urmomsaggytits plot twist: i am the umbrella </3 

@kozumuro dude theres like a fucking beach umbrella there so-

@kozumuro holy shit!! lemme check!!

@kozumuro ugh fine my bio would be a josy fanpage

@urmomsaggytits how much u love me 
            duh 

@kozumuro ugh then what would u want me to change it to

@detectivekoz idkkkkkkk sob shitting tears

@urmomsaggytits well what is there to do 

@detectivekoz ikr so whatcha gunna do now?

@detectivekoz YES I KNOW I CAN SEE THAT

@urmomsaggytits IM MENTALLY UNSTABLE

WHAT WAS THE REASON TO DO THAT

@kofi_lofi un un denied

@kofi_lofi un denied 

denied 

@detectivekoz frrr like homie just cause i wasnt bored as fuck playing kick the can doesnt mean  u have to take it out on me

@urmomsaggytits ugh fr
            parents these days 

@detectivekoz FRR LIKE WOMAN IS THAT UR ONLY EXCUSE U HAVE??!! I COULD HAVE MY LEGS CHOPPED OFF AND SHE'LL PROBABLY SAY ITS CAUSE OF MY PHONE

@urmomsaggytits i don’t have a library card, but do you mind if i check you out 

@detectivekoz ur hand looks heavy lemme hold it for you

@urmomsaggytits are you a camera? cause every-time i look at you, i smile 

@libris_  ikr