āHAPPY DIPAWALI, MY CHAOTIC READERS!ā
Hello, my adorable disasters! Itās meāSatan, your favorite Wattpad writer, part-time chaos dealer, and Luciferās overworked best friend. Sheās out there trying to look aesthetic with diyas and incense sticks while Iām sitting here fighting glitter, sweets, and writerās block like a true warrior.
First of all, Happy Diwali! May your diyas shine brighter than my villainās redemption arc and your snacks last longer than my motivation while editing Chapter 43. If youāre lighting fireworks, aim them away from your crushās house unless you want to start a new āforbidden love during fire hazardā plotline. (Been there, done that, still grounded.)
Lucifer told me to write something classy for you all⦠so here it is: āSpread light and positivity.ā But knowing you gremlins, youāll probably spread memes and gossip insteadāand honestly? I respect that.
This Diwali, remember:
ā Light diyas, not your kitchen.
ā Burn bad vibes, not your Wi-Fi router.
ā Share sweets, not spoilers.
ā Manifest love, not deadlines (please).
As for me, Iāll be with Lucifer, plotting our next emotional damage update while he judges me for eating too many laddoos. If fireworks go off at midnight, thatās not the neighborsāitās just me blowing up another scene because my characters refused to behave.
So, my dear readers, have a sparkling, snack-filled, drama-free (or drama-filled, Iām not judging) Diwali! Keep reading, keep commenting, and rememberāif your life feels too quiet, Iām just one chaotic update away.
With love, laughter, and mild arson,
ā Satan (Luciferās caffeine-powered co-author and chief chaos officer)