"Guys, suno suno — allow me to introduce myself. I'm Satan (yes, that Satan), Lucifer's best friend and official keeper of this phone. For too long I've been the silent witness to late-night plot twists, cringe drafts, and her dramatic typing at 2 AM. But no more. She use my phone to publish her stories.
Plot twist: I’m a boy. A normal, chaotic, hopeless BL fanboy — one of the many boys Lucifer accidentally (or on purpose) turned into stan fodder. And now I’m stealing the spotlight.
Don’t worry — I will still publish Lucifer’s masterpieces. I have her drafts, her secret snacks, and an unhealthy amount of dedication. But I also have my own voice, my own mess, and a few spicy stories simmering on the back burner. Expect BL, chaos, and the kind of emotional whiplash that makes your heart cozy and your brain cry.
So if you’ve been following Lucifer for the drama, the angst, and the adorable villains — stick around. If you’re new: grab a chai, buckle up, and maybe hide your heart because I write feelings like a reckless driver.
Follow, comment, and scream at me when I do something questionable. I’ll probably deserve it.
— Satan (Wattpad’s newest disaster, Lucifer’s the phone thief's best friend, and your future obsession)"
