kpopweebsimp

Another year until I'm legal 

kpopweebsimp

A dni policy is so useless 
          
          "Mdni" tf u gonna do, tell my mom?

NagitosCarpet

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@kpopweebsimp holy shit you're alive
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kpopweebsimp

Lmao I forgot to tell yall I turned 15 :)

kpopweebsimp

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Ngl I'd fuck gyokko. Demon or not, his ass is getting OBLITERATED 

kpopweebsimp

I MAY NOT HAVE A DICK BUT I CAN BUY ONE OFF AMAZON 
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TheHolyFlexTape

And ass are you talking about???? Dear lord not even flex tape can repair such damage 
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TheHolyFlexTape

EXRFTUFUCRGDTYF STOP.
            NO
            HE IS NOT FUCKABLE
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kpopweebsimp

Finding condoms in my mom's drawer is my 14th reason why

T3UN5M1

I’d be traumatised, my mom’s too religious to do that 
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MyJuicyShlong

I found lube on her bed once. Was terrified 
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kpopweebsimp

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Ursula thicc as fuck. I wouldn't mind putting her tentacles down my throat 

kpopweebsimp

@NagitosCarpet I NEVER HAD CALAMARI BUT I WOULD SLURP UP THEM TENTACLES 
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kpopweebsimp

A teacher at my school said "Aye what's up girl?" to me. That mf had white hair and looked like he was one cough away from dying