Gurrrl. It's Christmas Eve. And I'm declaring you the lucky winner of a Christmas Eve message board spam. Here it goes:
Oh lovely lady
With the cute profile picture
Tis the season to jolly
And... eat jiggling jello?
I associate the holidays with jello
Jiggle jiggle *3*
I hope your holiday time is full of winter magic
And hot chocolate
And fabulous books for your reading pleasure
And cookies (or celery, I dunno what floats your boat. You might hate cookies and love celery with a passion as fiery as the burning sun)
May your dreams be full of sugarplums and fairies (or something like that. I was attempting a twas the night before christmas story line vibe and I think I failed)
I hope your candy canes sharpen so you can destroy your enemies during the winter season
And maybe you'll find a christmas cat to give you love and companionship! (Or a christmas turtle, maybe you like turtles more than cats I dunno?)
Anyhoo happy holidays lovie! <3