"I'm gonna break off an extra large branch of mountain ash, wrap it in wolfsbane, roll it in mistletoe and shove it right up your---"
~Stiles Stilinski


"Well I don't know how to help you help me tell you something that would help you if I don't know it" 
~Stiles Stlinski


"You get me the time and I'll do something about it I swear to god, I will"
~Scott McCall


"Actually I always have no idea what I'm doing"
~Scott McCall


"Ones an incident. Twos a coincidence. Threes a pattern. Fours enough for a warrant."
~Sheriff Stilinski


"Oh for gods sake, Stiles, just go to school."
~Sheriff Stilinski


"We protect those who can not protect themselves"
~Allison Argent


"That girl was looking for Scott. I'm here to help him not you."
~Allison Argent


"They're all locked up because they're insane."
~Isaac Lahey 


"For half my childhood I was locked in a freezer so being helpful is kind of a new thing for me"
~Isaac Lahey


"I asked you politely and I only do that once"
~Derek Hale


"You think Stiles-- skinny defenseless Stiles is the nogitsune?"
~Derek Hale


"I'm supposed to call you first when I find a dead body?!?!?!"
~Lydia Martin


"I'm not psychic"
~Lydia Martin


As you can see, Teen Wolf is my tv show😂😂. I know I didn't quote some of them but that's only bc these are the ones I knew off the top of my head.