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Hello, sexies~
How's your fine ass doing today?
Y'know, I'm a really good cook. My speciality is eggs. I usually scramble them, but for you, I'd fertilize them. c;
Lol. Alright. While I'm a girl, and there's no possible outcome of me doing what flirt implies, there is something else I can do.
Give you great stories that would probably get you pregnant if you were able to just by reading them. But, of course, science hasn't become that amazing yet. It'll probably give you a nosebleed at least.
That story is "Awakening The Ashes" and it's coming soon. So, get your tissues ready for those parts, and I'll see you soon, you sexy ass. c;
*chu*