5000 years old with super mega awesome godly powers better than yours. I am super busy but also super more cooler than you and your mom. I swim and play chess and basketball like the champion I am. Please follow me because I so lonely. I also have a penguin that has a shotgun and will shoot you if u try and hunt me down if I use a cliffhanger. By the way, my apple is WAY SEXIER than yours. (sorry, inside jokes, the inside joke game is strong.)