Make a wish!!
No really, make a wish!
No, no, no. That wasn't a good one.
Make another one.
That's better!
Now make anoth-STOP!
Nvermind.
Wasn't that fun?!
Hope you made a great wish and it comes true!
Now, to make you feel a little guilty...
Send this to as many people as you can in 2 minutes.
If you don't, you will be kidnapped by angry ninja elves, and thrown off a cliff into a pile of sparkly feces provided by Glitter Butt.
It's true!
(well maybe)
*grins sheepishly*
Wait what am I talking about?
This is TRUE
This is how it will happen:
1.) Send this to 1 person, and that one person will be irritated with you for sending them stupid chainmail.
2.)Send this to 2-5 people, and those people will also be annoyed with you for sending them stupid chainmail.
3.) Send this to 5-10 people, and those 5-10 people will be outraged with you for sending them stupid chainmail, and may form a plot on your life.
4.)Send this to 10-20 people, and these people will be extremely annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chainmail. And may or may not send a bunch of angry ninja elves to blow up your house.
Good luck!!
Sidenote: If by sending this chainmail I have extremely irritated, annoyed, outraged, or angered you, please don't send any angry ninja elves to throw me off a cliff, or blow up my house. I am very, very, very, very, sorry but it had to be done.
