i'm fresher than the expensive carrot you ate at coachella from a hipster vendor with cool glasses.

"i don't get ready, i stay ready."
the football mom at your local rugby game who lowkey wants to be the coach of the little kids instead of the lazy guy!

"but just so you know... that isn't a very sound business practice."
a lowkey fandom paper ball, basically i'll express my fandom self when needed.

"no one seems to appreciate how good i am at everything i do."
want to suggest music, tv shows or anime? tell me! we can trade info on our favourite things.