Hello this is a message from the Poop Writing Coalition. Your writing is so fucking shit that we would like to formally invite you to the Coalition. Regardless of your response you will have to pay a fee of 500 US dollars via gold to us for the time we took reading over your work and writing this message. Thank you have a great day.
Hey guys! I just finished a memoir I've been writing for the past month! If you want to check it out, feel free to go ahead! https://www.wattpad.com/story/195658156