King Money

Oh hell no, this shit getting out of hand. What in the Fuck is wrong with all the females in the world. Half the human race are females, So why in the FUCK!! Am I STILL SINGLE.
          

I just realized the most important type of people. I like to call them Fuck Boys. They were mad when me and my squad bunt them in basketball that they left the park. One was cryin an in there like is this that normal. SMH
          Tell me if you were ever in my position.
          

If your day Bangin so far reply. 

Good morning people of Wattpad hopefully you go through a great day with no bull shit.

When bae not talking to you
          But she texin you hella shit
          

When you see that one friend in the summer
          And they be like "oh you remember me" and you like 
          BITCH IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP how in the hell ima forget you in like month 
          You need to take SEVERAL FUCKIN SEATS.
          

Keep Calm
               And
          FUCK OUT MY
                FACE

Recently I have come across a species called haters. I would like to tell all the hater their roll (which is to dislike me,but instead if clicking un-follow they make me relevant). But to all the hater who fuck with people like me, Please do us all a favor and HOP OFF MY FUCKING DICK!!!
          
          This has been words of wisdom with King!!!
          
          P.S. this is meant to be a joke.