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hellooooo haven't been on this app in so long haha! genuinely forgot everyone so hey lol
kylie33009
@itz_anji heyyyy and everything is good lol, surprisingly my life is kinda in order rn haha
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zashiizawa
heyyyy
kylie33009
hellooooo haven't been on this app in so long haha! genuinely forgot everyone so hey lol
kylie33009
@itz_anji heyyyy and everything is good lol, surprisingly my life is kinda in order rn haha
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Aries_The_Damp_Sock
HELLO MY LITTLE POTATO
It had been quite a while
The platinic soulmate-ness is dwindling
We must repair it
HELLO
kylie33009
@Aries_The_Damp_Sock HEY! YES WE MUST REPAIR IT! How have you been lately? Does this mean you're the big potato?
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kylie33009
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my sister just called louis tomlinson an ugly, 50 year old looking man with a bad voice... people what do i do now?? do i kill myslef, do i kill her, i'm so confused.
kylie33009
@CorruptedAndPure no i wouldn't want to be using you! i'll pay you as much as i have.
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sockspisskink
@Kylie33009 usually i would add an extra fee to watch, but because it is your sister, and in the name of louis tomlinson, yeah you can.
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kylie33009
@CorruptedAndPure yes! of course you can assassinate her! could i watch it be done??
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kylie33009
@Aries_The_Damp_Sock I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE YOU MY SWEET DARLING! PLEASE DON'T BE UPSET WITH ME! I AM GETTING MARRIED TO TWO PEOPLE NEXT WEEK, BUT YOU WILL ALWAYS HOLD A SPECIAL PLACE INSIDE MY HEART! YOU ARE MY ONE AND ONLY DAMP SOCK LOVE! ❤
kylie33009
I'm bored and alone does anyone want to get "married"???
iharrypink
@Kylie33009 *smirks again* hm so it was a dream? You talking about someone being the meat between your buns...the worlds best hotdog? You were sleep talking?
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kylie33009
@WhaleO_oThen that doesn't make sense. i was asleep last night, do i talk in my sleep? *confused*
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iharrypink
@Kylie33009 *panicks but thinks of something* yeah? You weren’t saying that last night..*nods to self cause “yeah that makes sense” *
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kylie33009
my sister just called harry styles : "jerry styles"...
kylie33009
@InfinitelyxLarry maam i'm only forgiving you becuase that one line made me laugh so much.
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kylie33009
There's no point in living
Wether happily or upset
We're all going to die
And it's all going to end
At least that's what I think
Change my mind you can not
So don't waste your breath
Go live your life
I'll just continue being upset
THE VERY SAD POEM I JUST WROTE AS MY ENGLISH CLASS ASSIGNMENT! HOPE YOU LIKE IT DUDES!
kylie33009
@momIAmNasty haha it's not even that good. i came up with it in less that 0.3 seconds babe. *hugs you back*
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kylie33009
GUYS ALL OF YOU NEED TO HEAD TO TWITTER RIGHT NOW! THERE'S A COMPETITION OF SORTS OF WHICH BOU BAND WON THE DECADE BETWEEN 1D AND B*S! 1D IS CURRENTLY LOSING SO EVERYONE PLEASE GO TWEET USING THE HASHTAG : #1DWins10s ! PLEASE WE NEED ALL OF YOU!
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@WhaleO_oThen shit. I accidentally deleted you reply darling. Sorry! Also the word B*S will never be spoken in my vicinity again.
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