lacrosseplayed

/if this announces cb + specify 

amorist

thing of my cousin

amorist

@lacrosseplayed    because your wife loves me and you'd be in the doghouse forever
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lacrosseplayed

@amorist 
            
            why did I ever try to save you by making you eat if you’re gonna call me a thing 
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corrupaes

why didn’t you tell me not to go into law? now i have a migraine and i’m going grey at the ripe age of 20 something 

corrupaes

@lacrosseplayed   i’m a great listener. sometimes 
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corrupaes

@lacrosseplayed   i’ll take the damn medicine 
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corrupaes

jesus christ, you scared me. you’re home, hi

corrupaes

@lacrosseplayed   she’ll grow out of her tantrum, eventually 
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corrupaes

@lacrosseplayed   with the way she stays here a lot, the neighbors probably THINK she’s our kid. 
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corrupaes

welcome back to my humble abode… aka my bedroom 

corrupaes

@lacrosseplayed   i feel like she takes up the most space in our house 
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corrupaes

@lacrosseplayed   i can’t do anything in my living room because that’s basically ophelia’s house 
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corrupaes

hi, i skipped class — because if not ill cry 

corrupaes

@lacrosseplayed    okay, you’re not funny 
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lacrosseplayed

@corrupaes 
            
            you’ll be okay i believe in you my little nerd 
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corrupaes

skipped my nerd thing again 

corrupaes

@lacrosseplayed   okay, now i do wish i went to debate 
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lacrosseplayed

@corrupaes 
            
            ah yes of course apologies my cute little nerd 
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corrupaes

@lacrosseplayed   shh, they’ll know i came to see you if you talk so loud 
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corrupaes

want a cupcake? my dad made them for my mothers birthday… and valentine’s day 

corrupaes

@lacrosseplayed   this is so sweet, you know i’m never taking it off, right? 
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cosmicalloophole

ah, it’s you, i thought you were aj — she’s in the den with ophelia 

cosmicalloophole

@lacrosseplayed    you can just call me angel, we’re waaaaay past formalities 
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