I'm Haylee. I write books and shit. Never said I was good, but I'm not terrible sooooooo... read my books they're a party!

Feel free to message me, because I have no life and friends would be kinda cool I guess.
My time is literally spent listening to Nirvana and Cage the Elephant songs on repeat, reading my horoscope for the laughs, watching boss shows (it's always sunny in philly ayyy), and drawing pretty pictures.

An elderly lady once told me I had sailor's mouth. I like unnecessary swearing. My favorite word is 'cunt'.

I've been called emo, hipster, goth, and grunge. Dunno man. Looove hair dye though.

I swear I'm trying to update, I'm just a little slow. It's the thought that counts?

That's all,
HAVE A GORGEOUS FUCKING DAY
  • JoinedDecember 25, 2014



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