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IM WHEEZING THE MARK ZUCKERBURG THEME

my bestfriend got expelled from school bc he said hes gonna shoot up the school (he didn't mean it) but bro he was the only person that gets me and he was the only person that always had my back and shit and he was the one who always made me laugh in a dead silent room and we was always twinning we literally the same person im gonna miss him so bad and i had to sign a paper saying what he said in class (i was beside him) ANEAY so yesterday this bitch i call urine blaster bc she peed in the classroom in 2nd grade (sorry i cant let it go also i don't call her that irl just in my head) but we have a seating chart in 1st period i have to sit by her and some other kid i dont like but yesterday the kid i dont like wasn't here so this dude G needed to charge his chromebook so h3 sat at our table and i hate G and way i fucking hate when people talk to me in 1st period because i don't have my social energy up yet and i just hate the class all together and then urine blaster felt the need to tell G that i'm sick and hen he starts talking to me and i'm literally fonna commit murder and i also get embarrassed in 1st period and my face gets red when people talk to me idfk but they were laughing at me and i literally wanted to kms

HAPPY VALENTINE's DAy U UGLY MFS (i cant be talking i didnt go the v day dance cuz i got no bitches) ❤️

also last night i thought i was about to die bc everytime i breathed it hurt rlly bad like my rib was going into my lungs

i had a dream- matting luther king
          BUT ACTUALLY)
          
          so i was at a hotel and met this hot mf boy and then we became besties and then we was like cuddling on the bed in the hotel  and i was showing him a video on my phone and all of a sudden he put his ‍ hand on my badussy (not in my pants) and starts teasing me and i'm gonna squirt already  but i look at him and he still looking at my phone and acting like he ain't doing it so i pretend i don't see him
          
          anyways whatever i'm showing him is done with so he gets his hand away from my wap and at some point we stop cuddling and he's like flirting w me BUT THEN  MY DAD WAKES ME UP 

there was a valentine's day dance and i asked my friend to take a pic of my crush even tho that's creepy af (i didn't go) anyway apparently he had flowers in his afro and he took pictures of my friends i wish o went 

GUYSBI WANNA KISS A HUMAN BEING SO MUCH RN IM LONELY AND HORNY AND HAD DREAMS ABOUT SEX LIKE ALL NIGHT

I JUST REALIZED WHAT YOUR PFP IS☠️

also wtf i think im in love w my friend brylee

i just realized someone from school follows me and could easily read my shit oh no