@lances-needle
did you ever wanna karate chop an alien in the face like you're all like
whachow
and the alien is like
snarf
u know
my friend told me to turn off my emo music and go to bed but i refuse i never sleep and everyone knows it
and jokes on her im not listening to my 'emo' music rn im listening to enrique iglesias
suck it grace
i wanna be dead but its all cool fam
my friend and i just started an underground fencing club and we found this cool little area by the creek thats surrounded by neato trees and we hid our rapiers (sticks) in a sewer pipe and i feel like kevin bacon
i put a lime slice in the pocket of my shirt but i forgot about it and now it has flannel fuzz all over it ugh