laniusrat

/ you mean to tell me I have to pay money to make this app dark so I don't burn my eye sockets?
          	
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laniusrat

“Anyway, I got my dick stuck in a toaster.”

LETHALSMIRKS

guess that is a good reason .
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laniusrat

@charmingbites :
            
            . . . Well, ’m not homeless anymore so I don't really have a reason to sell myself.
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LETHALSMIRKS

used to be ?
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laniusrat

/ help, I have no idea what to do here — I haven’t been here in two years.

LETHALSMIRKS

/ ok but we love crack
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laniusrat

/ a lot of it is PURE crack, but it’s hilarious and I love it there so much.
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LETHALSMIRKS

/ that sounds really cool actually
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LETHALSMIRKS

you’re pretty but you’d be prettier in my bed

LETHALSMIRKS

I might start crying at any second .
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laniusrat

@charmingbites :
            
            . . . You can’t be /that/ sensitive, right?
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LETHALSMIRKS

not narcissistic .  just a little hurt .
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