I'm the once-ler! Some people call me Oncie, the Lorax calls me Beanpole though...

I love pancakes and marshmallows, especially marshmallows! i think I'm a good singer and guitar player if you ask me!

Anyway, I have this great new invention, it's called the thneed! It can do thousands of things, only $3.98! Pretty good price right? I'm hoping to sale more soon, because right now the only thing I'm getting is tomatoes, I don't think that's good.

Sooner or later, someone will find my thneed interesting, I'll get rich and make my family happy!

oh yeah, i'm 18.

just an anon