💃 Disco Deaky 💃

Wadsworth from clue is the perfect bachelor. 
          1. He’s intelligent 
          2. He’s funny
          3. He quotes Gone with the wind
          4. He can run quickly 
          5. He happens to be a murderer
          6. He also happens to blackmail people 
          7. He lies about his identity 
          
          And here’s the kicker
          
          8. He’s very dead, like he’s not coming back, ever. 

Am I the only one who doesn’t remember learning to speak English? Like all I remember is the Alphabet and that’s it.
          
          Like wtf? 
          
          Am I magical????