THERE IS A GUY, (A HORRIBLE TERRIBLE BAD GUY)... WHO IS THE BACHELOR IN REAL LIFE. (just with out the abs)
♥❄
(she refuses to let me say hi so..)
hey there,
kat here (@fieryrains).
doing this weird ass chicka's bio.
❂ her name is lara.❤
❂ she is currently screaming at me to use capitals but FUCK YOU.
❂ happy now? haha.
❂ she is turned on by suns ☀ ☀
❂ she is weird, crazy and okay. :P
❂ she's an age that must be kept a secret for the safety of the entire human race.
❂ she is a member of Allaska. .
(.... And the president of the national federation of all things cute and fluffy and say BOK. Hell Yes... - lara).
❂ she is an avid lover of whales ✌
❂ she's beautiful, amazing and okayish.
❂ she loves pretzels (and sharing them with me, obviously).
❂ but her real obsession is chocolate ♛ ☯
❂ we're going to the movies bc she has no life.
❂ we ditched geo ✌☠
❂ she's actually really funny & makes me so happy and knows how to make me laugh ☾
❂ she means a hell of a lot to me so if you hurt her have no doubt i'll rip out your intestines and make you use them as a skipping rope.
❂ (and Darcy will rip out your uterus with rusty pliers).
❂ i love you Lara xxx
- kat.
I have a small obsession with pooh bear... especially Eeyore ;0
I am a fish from the great unknown and i am also featured in your dreams...
.. I am the person that blesses your existence.
hashtags that explain my existence: #savegareth2015 #themysteryofthegelpens #whereisthelankynoodle #searchfordajames #illegalvegiepatchviolationsforthewin #escapingschoolthroughtheforrest #compromisingsafetytoseeabeanie #twirkingant4evs #Eeyoreislife
#letthegoatsfloattheirownboats. #omomomoment #neverendingdumplings #freethetomatoesfromtherougebasilscampain2015
#lambkin #highlifegoals #bunniesbaldingbybabies
- banana muffins town aka your dreams... your welcome
- JoinedAugust 24, 2013
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lara9411
Jun 17, 2015 12:36AM
Kat Lied to me....I am so the better butter!!!!!!View all Conversations