larryspizzaship

larrryyy yayaya. check out my fanfic? no ok..it's cool if u want I guess *shrug* wow I'm even awkward online

Whale it's 3:58 for me and probably will be 4:00AM by time I finish typing this
          
          Wait shitdoodle cakes I forgot what I was saying again dammit 
          
          *sasses every person on twitter with Liam outta here*
          
          That didn't make any sense 
          
          Who needs sense when you have google 
          
          Bwahahahaha ha 
          
          Niall horan is sexy 
          
          I mean what
          
          .-.

@larryspizzaship I'm not falling in love any more. I'm in love. And what else am I 2 do? I'm just a person sittin on a couch at 2:59 am.

@Larry_Soap dayummmmmm you reply fast 
          
          And funny stori
          
          I saw that you replied and I was about to reply then by accident i pressed log out and for a good minute I was like waaaaat just happened then I like oh yea it said logging out duhhhh
          
          Now let me think of who I have to make a grand exit wit
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          I GOT IT!
          
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          Ok ok i got it 
          
          *slowing twerks out da door with harry*
          
          
          OMFG when I typed door, and I'm listening to she's not afraid by one direction duhhhhh so when I typed door, they said door in the song 

@larryspizzaship No, don't leave me. Its Bruno Mars and I fake slow danced 2 that with Larry alone in a room. No joke. U r pretty funny, like when ppl ask 4 Harry 2 marry them.

@Larry_Soap shhhhhhhh I'm trying to think of songs to go with that sentance
          
          Ok ok it got it
          
          Wait was it usher or Bruno Mars who sang marry you... Idek
          
          I forgot what I was saying 
          
          Whale that's awkward 
          
          Like Louis and Eleanor's relationship 
          
          Ahahaahahahahahahhaahah
          
          I'm fucking halarious 
          
          Larry are buttfucking eachother right now 
          
          *flies off to nandos with niall*
          
          Baiiiiii crazy mofos

@larryspizzaship I think I might just have 2 marry u. If I don't then my life will not b complete.

@Larry_Soap ooo lawd sorry I saw the message and it said "last Friday" so I kinda blasted that Katy perry song and got out my unicorn onesie and danced but then I thought of Miley Cyrus dancing to wop in a unicorn onesie then I danced to wop in a unicorn onesie then I realized oh wait her message right. 
          
          Wait wat am I saying?
          
          Idek 
          
          When in doubt sassy strut away with Louis
          
          *struts away with Louis holding our Gucci bags and looking fine as fuck doodle cakes*
          
          Oooo cake i want cake now.
          
          No wait I want twinkles.
          
          I'm just gonna go to the store right now and stuff my face so byeeee
          
          
          
          
          YEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHH
          (The crack kid is my brother)

Thankity thankie u, I love u. And u and u and * cringes* not u, definately not u. And Last but not least, @larryspizzaship, I love u as much as I love glitter and Unisuie. Would that b the plural of Unisus? I suppose it is now, bc that is my made up word.

"He’s a semiaquatic, egg laying mammal of action
                          He’s a flurry little flat foot, who’s. http://wattpad.com/story/1487559?utm_content=share_passage