lasagnabastard

My favorite way to confuse people is by saying “No thanks, I’m trying to quit” whenever I’m offered something I don’t want. It doesn’t matter what I’m being offered, if I don’t want it, I say “No thanks, I’m trying to quit.” Really throws them of their rhythm. 

mintpine

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holy shit this is brilliant 
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lasagnabastard

My favorite way to confuse people is by saying “No thanks, I’m trying to quit” whenever I’m offered something I don’t want. It doesn’t matter what I’m being offered, if I don’t want it, I say “No thanks, I’m trying to quit.” Really throws them of their rhythm. 

mintpine

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holy shit this is brilliant 
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lasagnabastard

Don’t listen to Destery. ABSOLUTELY raid Area 51. 

mintpine

@Ightslay (eye emoji) (eye emoji)
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Ightslay

@mintpine @lasagnabastard 
            What if we naruto ran next to each other at area 51?
            Haha... Just kidding... 
            ... Unless?
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lasagnabastard

@mintpine (just imagine the eyes emoji is here)
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lasagnabastard

I just figured out how sudoku works and I feel like the galaxy brain meme

mintpine

@lasagnabastard have you ever considered that ur one of my broskis 
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lasagnabastard

@mintpine have you considered that I’m gonna cry because of how nice you are to me. seriously thank you, you are the best
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mintpine

@lasagnabastard have you considered i dont think lowly of you even if u seriously didnt know how sudoku works
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lasagnabastard

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I think about @MiaInATreea’s comment “why am I getting slightly gay undertones from this” on this one scene in No Sorrow For These Soots every day because there was supposed to be more to that arc but I fucking FORGOT

sadfroghours

@lasagnabastard (cocks gun) make them gay nate
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lasagnabastard

I just had a dream where I was walking down a sidewalk near a busy intersection and at the corner were all of SootHouse, and Will and Jack were just full on making out while everyone else awkwardly waited for the walk signal, it was great.