lasagnabastard

My favorite way to confuse people is by saying “No thanks, I’m trying to quit” whenever I’m offered something I don’t want. It doesn’t matter what I’m being offered, if I don’t want it, I say “No thanks, I’m trying to quit.” Really throws them of their rhythm. 

mintpine

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holy shit this is brilliant 
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lasagnabastard

My favorite way to confuse people is by saying “No thanks, I’m trying to quit” whenever I’m offered something I don’t want. It doesn’t matter what I’m being offered, if I don’t want it, I say “No thanks, I’m trying to quit.” Really throws them of their rhythm. 

mintpine

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holy shit this is brilliant 
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lasagnabastard

Don’t listen to Destery. ABSOLUTELY raid Area 51. 

mintpine

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Ightslay

@mintpine @lasagnabastard 
            What if we naruto ran next to each other at area 51?
            Haha... Just kidding... 
            ... Unless?
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lasagnabastard

@mintpine (just imagine the eyes emoji is here)
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lasagnabastard

I just figured out how sudoku works and I feel like the galaxy brain meme

mintpine

@lasagnabastard have you ever considered that ur one of my broskis 
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lasagnabastard

@mintpine have you considered that I’m gonna cry because of how nice you are to me. seriously thank you, you are the best
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mintpine

@lasagnabastard have you considered i dont think lowly of you even if u seriously didnt know how sudoku works
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lasagnabastard

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I think about @MiaInATreea’s comment “why am I getting slightly gay undertones from this” on this one scene in No Sorrow For These Soots every day because there was supposed to be more to that arc but I fucking FORGOT

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@lasagnabastard (cocks gun) make them gay nate
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