We are two girls writing about a communist world, ruled by a heartbroken and evil buddhist half-chicken, and his right hand, "el bastardo", a scary French mime with a sense of fashion. Humanity's last hope is an idiot half-Mexican. called "el hombre valiente" (the brave man), who, with the help of Senpai Chikin and Captain Obvious, will hopefully defeat the evil half-chicken and save him from the dark side of Buddhism.