I'm a girl with internet access and tend to fangirl - a lot. 
I'm called Beth but sometimes use the alias Captain Queeg.

I have tumblr, I sometimes say stuff out loud which I really shouldn't and once, in a moment of fear for my life I gave my friend my tumblr password and she hacked me, oops.

I'm 900% done with fandom life, it ruined me.

I shouldn't be allowed internet after 12 at night

Talk to me, I'll be lovely as pie.

THE LEMON IS IN PLAY.