•lauren•

the carrot is always me except the soup is nutella but I'm still a carrot

Joke about your profile pic: the carrot is stewing (is that even a word lol) in his thoughts after a long fight with its lover, cabbage. 
          
          Hope i put a smile on your face, have a nice morning/evening/afternoon/night! 
          
          

Thank you so much for the votes on my story.