lauryn

hi bitch

@RealLupex yeah of course

Can You Go Read My Austin Mahone Fan fic? I would totally appreciate it babe.

Gail: Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl than a man who sings like a boy

John: Women are about as good at acappella as they are at being doctors.
          (Hey I learned how to do the cups that Beca did in Pitch Perfect!!!!! :D)

Aubrey: My father always said, if your not there to win get the hell out of kuwait
          Brunette Girl: Hey Aubrey? Is your dad ever gonna shut up?
          

@Katiee712 is celestes friend katie m. she has 2 E's in it and a capital K
          

Aubrey- Well a bikini car wash is out of the picture
          Fat Amy-No. I'm like supa good at bikini car washes

Fat Amy: I think we are running out of gas.
          Aubery: What? But that's impossible! you just filled it up!
          Fat Amy: Yeah...yeah I did...yet, maybe I didn't...cuz I got hit by flying mexican food...

Fat Amy: That's just God punishing you because you're a ginger.