lavacactus

Promo promo: read my new shit

Hopefully none of you want a chapter update anytime soon. Life is McHitting me in the McFace.

That moment when someone catches you reading smut.

That moment when you are reading a HoO fanfic and the author calls Frank "the Asian" four times in one paragraph.

I would like to thank my most loyal reader. The one who's read every story I've posted, every message, every comment. Your dedication is appreciated, CIA.

(If you haven't guessed I have no friends to talk to)

My bus driver doesn't honk the horn to tell you the bus has arrived. No no, that horn says "honk honk motherfucker I don't see you standing in the road so you ass is getting left behind"

shame on you

No offense to the Jacob dirty fan fiction writers but SHAME SHAME

Read the garbage don't let me suffer alone