lavendermybeloved_0
I haven’t been on Wattpad for a while because I switched to the vastly superior AO3. I’m a much better writer and tbh a lot funnier now so I’ll try to write for Wattpad too now >:) also SUCK MY DICKKKKK
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lavendermybeloved_0
bitches be like, I’m not funny. Idk bro just be funny? Ain’t that hard I’ve been funny all my life
lavendermybeloved_0
a certain writer reminded me of the South Park fandom so now I’m rewatching and I’m very happy :]
lavendermybeloved_0
Imagine being sexy lmfao this is a hate post from the ugly community
lavendermybeloved_0
when writing doesn’t work out so you become that comment person that everyone has sworn they’ve seen before
lavendermybeloved_0
Mfs be like “clean your room, it’s easier to focus” when their room looks like Pompeii after the eruption. Calm down your just mad bc your room gives the same vibes as twt does when Jschlatt posts a video. Calm yourself like sour, like funky ass
lavendermybeloved_0
So today something like really crazy happened. I kind of sucked his dick with a smile for hours at a time and stared at his nutsack while I held back my cum tonight. It’s was a crazy experience I totally recommend it!
AFckingSimp
@lavendermybeloved_0 you mean sucking dick or staring at cum with a smile? Cuz I already did one of those, and I don't recommend it
lavendermybeloved_0
⚠️⚠️⚠️IMPORTANT⚠️⚠️⚠️
Kore ijou no jigoku wa
Nai darou to shinjitakatta
Saredo jinrui saiaku no hi wa
Itsumo toutotsu ni
Tobira o tataku oto wa
Taezu hidoku busahou de
Manukarezaru saiyaku no hi wa
Akumu no you ni
Sugishi hi o aragau mono
Yatsura wa kuchiku subeki teki da
Ano hi donna kao de hitomi de
Oretachi o mitsumeteita?
Nani o sutereba akuma o mo shinogeru?
Inochi sae tamashii sae kesshite oshiku wa koenai
Sasageyo! Sasageyo!
Shinzou wo sasageyo!
Subete no gisei wa ima, kono toki no tame ni
Sasageyo! Sasageyo!
Shinzou wo sasageyo!
Susumu beki mirai wo
Sore te de kirihirake!
lavendermybeloved_0
this may or may not be accurate, I am not Japanese and I do not speak the language, this was copied and pasted off a website. I just really like this song.
lavendermybeloved_0
it has come to my attention that I have made a comment about Flowers From 1970 that upset some people, it was very wrong of me and I apologize. The comment in question is, "The record player? What is this, 1970 ". I would just like to say that IT WAS FUNNY AND I'M NOT SORRY SUCK MY 1.6 INCH PUNISHER
lavendermybeloved_0
I’m gonna comment on a bunch of fanfics soon so people can reply and give me notifs so I feel special :D