lavenderrcat
Hey guys! Im "moving" to an other account which is @chibiblackcat I'll most likely come back
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HI SILLY
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Sometimes I wish I was born as a male at times periods fucking sucks
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"I'm allergic to all foods except bananas!" "I used a dishrag to get 10 million dollars" "doorknobs turn me on" "my fridge gained sentience and became a Instagram celebrity!" "my mom is my cat and it's ruining my life!" "My crush died because I am addicted to buying stuff animals" "I found out I'm an animated character! I'm trapped in an endless loop! Put me out of my misery,I'm begging you!" "I got pregnant by sleeping in a loft bed!" "My mom's boyfriend is my sister's ex boyfriends grandfather who is also a DVD player" "my grandmother is a PS4" "I went to the doctor and realized I've been an dinosaur my whole life" "my best friend is a talking bed and it ruined my relationship with my boyfriend" "I went to sleep and woke up as a television set" "I got my pilots license and now live on Mars" "I cook my breakfast on the sun and now I'm allergic to food cooked on other fires"I went to the bathroom and found a secret passage to the Bermuda triangle" "I hit my head on my Wii and I'm stuck inthe Mariokart universe" "I can only survive by eating sponges "my fish Started it's own business"
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"I ate broccoli for the first time in 30 years and now I'm an gorilla" "I grew an extra arm out of my left nostril" "I love pillows and it's ruining my life" "my husband left me for an owl so I came to terms with the fact I'm pansexual but now everyone is dead" "i gave birth to a magical door" "i fell in love with a pillow and then a witch cursed me and now im a lamp" "my grandma is a cat" "my crush killed me and so were married" "my ex-girlfriend kissed a frog in 2019 and now im an queen living in the 1800's" "my best friend taught rats to kill me and now I'm the president of the United States" "I'm pregnant with my grandma's step-sister and it's ruining my relationship with my cousins best friend's great grandmother's nephews co workers pet hamster" "my parentshid my sister in my stomach for 7 years!" "My own blood taste like chocolate!" "My uncle married my crocodile and now I own 192197.8172626% of Roblox" "my husband cheated on my mom with our dog which gave birth to my future boyfriend then which had an affair with my laptop which got married to my laptop!!!" "My sister threatened me with a video of me and my tutor doing the devil's tango to buy bts merch" "my dog is actually my mom" "my dad was an rat, so I got pregnant" "my boyfriend left me for a printer!""my stuffed animal took my virginity!" "My mom secretly has a fetish for my girlfriends sister's dogs hairdressers watermelons uncles dirty socks!" "I fell asleep for a year and I woke up as a tube of toothpaste" "my stepsister licked a computer chip and now has a voice of AI!"
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If I were to choose to eat a ramen fried grill cheese sandwich or go to Ohio I'd go to Ohio
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I wanna change my to mason or codie/Cody or scarlett
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So my friend called me mommy
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Look at the stars in the big blank ink
Tell me what you feel and tell me what you think
Is it cold outside?
Is it cold out?
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So did you know that hypothermia can cause people to involuntarily strip