We are two teenage girls. We eat, we sleep, and we read fanfiction. And as we do this, we laugh at the cheesiness of some stories. And we plot. We plot to write the ultamite 1D fanfiction parody. Ever.

* This story is all in jolly good fun. We are fanfiction writers ourselves, so in a way we are making fun of ourselves.We will be over exaggerating a lot in this and we are not serious about this story at all, we laugh as we write and we will hope you laugh with us. If you are offended, sorry, but this probably isn't the best place for you. Thanks and cheerio!
 
Ayyy Like the cow?