lazzie-the-zalgoid

New wattpad is stressing me out why can I see when ppl commented on fics I didn't read, why can I see when that vote on something, and why is my favorite Fandom DEAD!!?!!??!  

How do you guys get over crushes?  

Does anyone know the name of the author that wrote under the eye of the full moon deleted it and would be repeating it later when it was completed along with his/they're other stories 

I came on here to post something and now I can't remember what

So I hate life at the moment I have a crush and the way I deal with crushes is avoid speaking to them and get over it you tell me it's not healthy but I am insomniacs who gets the thought of love bit has a crush on every cute guy she meets but I'll get over it eventually and I need help dealing with this.

Who else hates it when their doing something and than an embarrassing memory just comes to the front of your mind like I remember being at my godmother's cookout and I have a "crush" on a boy shes friends with his mom and then her granddaughter just says we are gonna talk about crushes and I just say it my friend even though we see each other as sibling he literally calls me sis and I call him favorite brother. 

Thanks for the follow. 

Happy Thanksgiving

Thanks for voting on my story mate! Really appreciate it!

I'm glad I'm not a boy. Why, well because men have a prostate (as some may know) but as men grow older by there 40s the prostate will start causing problems the prothstate is near the bladder causing you to wake up in the middle of the night to pee. One way to solve this is a 12 inch pole stuck into their penis and it's bloody and icky the doctor has to slowly scrape away the prostate.