• Due to Calvin's dick-sucking skills, this account is meant for people 6 or younger. 18 year olds are too mentally handicapped to understand this sweet sweet cringe.
• Tired of being heterosexual? Then wELCOME
• This account is used by two small children please don't cyberbully us you fucking rats
| @Gay-Seagull |
✾I'm actually pretty cool but just give me five times to get it right
❁ I love sleeping to avoid my problems
✼High on that depression BOI
✶I am the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know
✪I don't have a nervous system, I am the nervous system
❈You are a cutie and if anyone tells you otherwise I will light them on fire
❊I'm super awesome at making things awkward
❅I don't know what's messier, my life or my hair
✱If we sin together we win together
☻Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also
no.
⁍If I don't insult you daily, it means I don't like you
◉I'm cute as hell, which is actually
where I came from
➣Damn I have expensive taste despite being a person with only four dollars
❖I have no right to have such high standards but that doesn't stop me
✫I ran five miles away from my feelings today
| @Gay-Husky |
- I got 99 problems, but sinning ain't one
- Cyberbully channels are cancer
- #GAYFORCHLOROFORM
- Bleach is my middle name
- He needs some milk, bby
- 13 and hornyerteen
- light me on fire daddy
- The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start!
- JoinedSeptember 11, 2016
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