iM nOt dRunK

Since they left Wattpad I'm gonna starts writing my grocery list here.
          
          -3 packs of 5 apples each
          -10 yogurt's
          -2 small boxes of cereal
          -a box of tampons
          -3 small bags of googly eyes
          -4 glitter glues
          -2 bottles of juice
          -2 Soda bottles (bilz & pap)
          -Bread
          -Eggs
          -Banana milk cartons (8)
          -A small box of bandaids
          -Avocados ( 5 or 6)
          -Strapless pads
          -toilet paper (the 12x pack)
          -candy (because why not?)
          -a pink phone case for iphone 12 (for Sophie)
          -a dinosaur phone case for iphone 13 pro max (for Amy)
          -Clothes (only if they're on discount!!!)

uHm I'm leaving wattpad- WELL LOVE YOU YALL HAVE FUN 

IM FINALLY BACK ON WATTPAD
          DID U MISS ME?
          AND HOW TF DO I HAVE 70 FOLLOWERS?!!?

WELL HELLO PEOPLE hope ya'll are safe and happy, the coronavirus seems to desperate, well I just wanted to announce that I wont be on this app as often as I used to because loads of things have been happening and I'm quite busy so If i dont read ur new chapters or dont reply to ur comments dont think I'm done with u. 

Happy new year!
          NEW YEAR! NEW TERRIBLE PUNS!
          Also, i needed y'all to tell me some of your favourite dad jokes/puns.
          It would really make my year if u did.
          (GET IT?! NEW YEAR? AHAHA- i should leave.)

HI ILY! THANK YOU FOR READING MY STORY! 

TAE

You like my Dick?
          Gee thanks just growed it
          Btw I'm a girl I have no Dick