greetings, terrestrials. i am leaf. i aid you in your endeavors by dispensing wisdom through nature (primarily leaves). 

i, leaf, would feel extreme amounts of appreciation if you would lay your terrestrial eyes upon our many items of literature. such an action will simply shower you with knowledge and greatness (amongst other benefits), which you are highly encouraged to absorb. 

in a form of utmost gratefulness,

- leaf 🍂

current leaf stage: beginning yearly self-massacre