#StopZelo2k16

I just called Sandeul "Chancla" and I think this represents my personality at 2am perfectly 

Nvm 1D stans ain't as chill as I remembered, they attacked me bc I like kpop lmao bYe

I'm gonna cry I don't want to do this but I've already got a strip on HSDHRWJAJT R IRJNRJJE GOD HRLO ME

I'm about to wax, pray for me pls

OKAY WAIT GUYS SO YESTERDAY I GOT A 94% ON MY GEOMETRY TEST AND I ACTUALLY SCREAMED BC I STUDIED SO SO HARD AND I WANTED A 100 BUT I GOT THREE QUESTIONS WRONG AND FML I HATE MYSELF

PoKemOn!!1!

i love your damn picture

IM CRUING

Currently trying to write smut but miserably failing

[Tries to sneak a tube of smarties by stuffing them in my sweat's waistband]
          
          Me: [walks slowly]
          Smarties: [slips out of waistband slowly] [gets into pants]
          
          Me: shitfuck! [Tries to run off]
          
          Mom: what is that in your pants?
          
          Me: uh it's um a uh it's a uh.. Boner 
          
          Mom: bu-
          
          Me: GOTTA GO MOM, LOVE YOU