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What does a dark sense of humor and a child with cancer have in common? It never gets old. 

Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it. 

If only grass was emo....so it would cut itself 

How do you pick up a Jewish person? With a dust pan and broom. 

How do you gets a jews number? Roll up their sleeve. 

What does pizza not have in common with a Jew? It comes out of the oven 

What does a pizza have in common with a Jew? They both go in the oven 

You can’t fully say “ a dolphin” to a Jew. They’ll freak out. (A dolph- adolf) 

What’s Anne franks favorite game to play? Hide and seek 

WARNING. IMMA SPAM SOME MESSED UP DARK HUMOR JOKES. I HAD PERMISSION((: