leeroys_dancemoves

@violentclarke it's a long journey but I keep chugging along 

@violentclarke *replies to your obscenities with a witty remark*

@violentclarke I was in a coma sorry 

@violentclarke (I beat him up with my ninja skillz)
          
          ((The only problem was that he was driving))
          
          (((So we crashed)))
          
          ((((Im walking to the hospital))))
          
          (((((I have a scratch on my elbow)))))
          
          
          ((((((Im such a badass))))))

@violentclarke (he just asked me if I knew what roofies are)
          
          ((Im really tired))
          
          (((Hopefully I'll get there soon)))

@violentclarke (true)
          
          ((Idek man I'm starting to hallucinate))
          
          (((This guy has butterfly wings)))

@violentclarke (OH MY GOSH WHERE ARE WE GOING??)
          
          ((I want some food))
          
          (((I haven't eaten in like 6 days)))

@violentclarke (it's a different guy)
          
          ((This guy is pretty chill though))
          
          (((I'll be over in like 15 mins)))

@violentclarke (it's okay)
          
          ((This polite man asked me if I wanted a ride home))
          
          (((So i told him to take me to the library)))
          
          ((((But then I realized I was in a van again))))
          
          
          (((((So no library)))))

@violentclarke (yes.)
          
          ((NO PAIN NO GAIN))