🙈🙈

I forgot this was a thing-

omg is it you?

i needed a creative outlet. a way of projecting my ✨inspiration✨ onto a project. so what did i do? 
          
          
          
          write a shrek x louis tomlinson fic ❤️

ugh i can’t choose a theme. 
          
          
          
          
          and yes, that is noah beck as raymond from princess and the frog. mind your business—

they told me that you couldn’t fit a coat hanger up my nose? and i nearly believed them. but you know what, mama didn’t raise a quitter or a failure. so you know what i did, i shoved that thing up there. 
          
          it hurt like a mf, but at least i achieved something momma :)

DID YOU KNOW THAT THE POPE WAS AN ACTUAL PERSON? I THOUGHT THE POPE WAS A BOAT—

PLS, I’M SO WHITE THAT MY KETCHUP TASTES SPICY

IF ONLY JACOB LOOKED AT ME THE WAY HE LOOKS AT SWEATSHIRTS :(

THIS IS NOW A JACOB SAGGYTITS STAN PAGE

guys, the waiter doesn’t care about my health :(