leo17_panslover

Bruh… We can finally like comments without having to comment under the comment!!!

leo17_panslover

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Okay so i was reading this one werewolf book and a really funny part came up. So, i was in the kitchen with my mother and tried not to laugh. She asked me what's wrong, and i told her that im finna die of laughter. And guess what the fuck my mother decides to fucking say?!!!
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Well if you die, don't do it while im in here. 
          
          
          
          
          What type of motherly response is that, because that was not a nice motherly response at all. Like really mother, really?! I just can't believe that. Like how dare you woman?!!! I'm your child for fucks sake!!!!!

leo17_panslover

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Okay. Soooo... How should i start this? Oh yeah okay okay okay. So i was talking to my mom,because i wanted her to listen to this song. The baby shark song. Dont fucking judge me. Anyways we were listening to the song and i was in the bathroom. So when i came out the song stopped and i realized my mom was on wattpad. When i tell you i was having a panic attack and i was hyperventilating on the inside and kinda on the outside im telling you the fucking truth. Bruh i died on the fucking inside when she didn't even look up from my phone. Like omg i had to leave the room and go to my room and think about everything at that moment. Like "Am i gonna die?", "Is my mother gonna take my phone from me and punish me?", or "Is my mom gonna act normal, like she didn't read gay porn?" Like i really was fucking dying, and how she acted was surprising to me. So, while i was in my room my dad came and told me my mother needed me. So i went into the room and my mom said "I want you to read something else. Understand me?" So i said yes ma'am, and she let me leave. She let me leave. I was so fucking surprised that i praised jesus when i got in my room.
          
          
          
          So lets just say that moment was so fucking terrifying and scary for me i thought i was gonna die. And that people is why i don't like letting people use my phone, be on phone, or anywhere near my phone. Now i got to go, BE BREEZY!!!✌✌

Bo0tYfull

that's why i have a fingerprint on most of my apps
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blazingdemon

@August_lover14 no her mom never found out thankfully! And thank you:) positive feedback is always sooo appreciated!
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