𝖎'𝖒 𝖆 *piece of shit* 𝖓𝖆𝖒𝖊𝐝 𝖑𝖊𝖔

𝖇𝖔𝖔𝐤𝖘/𝖋𝖆𝖓𝐝𝖔𝖒𝖘:
☎️  harry potter
☎️  shadowhunters
☎️  grishaverse
☎️  game of thrones

𝖙𝐯:
🛁   schitt's creek
🛁   the office
🛁   friends
🛁   gilmore

𝖆𝖇𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖒𝖊:
🚒  any pronouns
🚒  very gay
🚒  high school
🚒  stupid

𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘 𝖎 𝖑𝖎𝐤𝖊:
☃️  bad jokes
☃️  frogs
☃️  impulsive decisions
☃️  snacks (like you)

𝖎𝖋 𝐲𝖔𝖚 𝖆𝖗𝖊:
👠  homophobic/transphobic
👠  racist
👠  misogynistic
👠  my mom
i kindly request that you GTFO

𝖎𝖒𝖕𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖎𝖓𝐝𝖊𝖗𝖘:
🥛  Make sure you always use proper capitalization; This could be the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
🥛  Make sure you always use proper punctuation; This could be the difference between "eating, grandma" and "eating grandma"!

𝖖𝖚𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖘 𝖎 𝖑𝖔𝐯𝖊 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖓 𝖜𝖆𝖋𝖋𝖑𝖊𝖘:
🚣  "be gay, do crime" -𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘢 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘹𝘶𝘢𝘭, 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘩𝘰

🚣  "it's not natural for someone to be as stupid as he is tall, yet there you stand" -𝘢 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘴-𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘢 𝘻𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘬

🚣  "you may be a waste of space in a waistcoat, but at least your waistcoat is fantastic" -𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘥, 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘸 𝘧𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥

🚣  "mauve" (iykyk) -𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘬-𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳, 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘭𝘦

🚣  "i don't know! maybe i liked your stupid face" -𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘪𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘤 𝘫𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘺

🚣  "if we're going to lie to ourselves, we might as well be grand about it" -𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘢 𝘻𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘬

🚣  "you were always my secret" -𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘨𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘸𝘰𝘰𝘥

🚣  "she smiled then, her cheeks red, her cheeks scattered with some kind of dust. it was a smile he thought he might die to earn again" -𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘬𝘢𝘻 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘬𝘬𝘦𝘳

🛒  𝖕𝖒 𝖒𝖊 𝖈𝖔𝖘 𝖎'𝖒 𝖇𝖔𝖗𝖊𝐝 𝖆𝖘 𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑