"LOL, YOU THOUGHT I WAS
STRAIGHT? THAT'S THE
FUNNIEST THING I'VE HEARD
ALL DAY!"

-alexandra santos

midtown's residential lesbian
who's too pure for this world
and hiccups bubbles when
she's nervous and uses magic
to cheat at life - yeah, she's
still figuring out the whole
"super powers" thing.

                                                                     "OF COURSE I'M SURE!
                                                                     WHY DOES EVERYONE
                                                                     KEEP ASKING ME THAT?
                                                                     IT'S LITERALLY THE ONE
                                                                     THING I'M SURE ABOUT,
                                                                     JEEZ."